Physics Jokes

• What is the name of the most famous physics detective?

- Sherlock Ohms!

• Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?

- To get to the same side!

• What did a furious quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight an enemy?

- Let me atom!

• What did the male magnet say to the female magnet?

- When I was standing behind you I found you quite repulsive, but once you turned around I realized how attracted I am!

• Where do they send criminal light?

- To a prism!

• What did the nuclear physicist eat when he visited England?

- Fission chips!

• Two neutrinos go through a bar...

Tell us your jokes in the forums at the science jokes thread!