Chemistry Jokes

• What is the name of the molecule CH₂O?

- Seawater! (Need an Explanation?  Well,  H₂O is the chemical formula for water.  So, C H₂O is C-water! Get it?)

• What element is so dull it could put you to sleep?

- Bohrium!

• What is a cation afraid of?

- A dogion!

• How many moles are in an average guacamole?

- Avocado's Number! 

• What's the main difference between cooking and chemistry?

- In chemistry you should never lick the spoon!

• What did the chemist say when he found two new isotopes of helium?

- HeHe!

• What did the element say to silver after he walked up and said"A"-"u" give me all your gold?

- "A"-"g" you can have it!

• What do you call two diamonds out on the town?

- Carbon Dating!

• A cloud of argon floats into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve inert gases here!" The argon doesn't react.

Two atoms are walking down the street.  Says one atom to the other, "Hey! I think I lost an electron!" 

The other says, "Are you sure??" 

"Yes, I'm positive!"

Tell us your jokes in the forums at the science jokes thread!