Biology Jokes

• What was the biologist nerd wearing on his first date with a pretty lady?

- Designer Genes!

• What did the biologists name their newborn twins?

- They called one John and the other control!

• What is the fastest way to determine the sex of a chromosome?

- Pull down its genes!

• Why is biology different from other sciences?

- Multiplication and division have the same result!

• What has four poles, two plates, a bunch of squiggley stuff and is purple?

- Meiotic grapes!

• Where can you find genes retired from the gene pool?

- At the local old folks genome!

• What is an biologist's favorite sandwich?

- Amoeba butter and jellyfish!

Tell us your jokes in the forums at the science jokes thread!