Astronomy Jokes

• What happened to Mr. Milky Way's black socks?

- They got Black holes!

• How do we know Saturn was married many times?

- Because of all Saturn's rings!

• How does the Milky way keep its pants from falling down?

- With its asteroid belt!

• What kind of cartoons do astronauts watch?

- Lunartoons!

• If a meteorite is what we call space rocks that hit the planet, what do we call the rocks that miss?

- Meteo-wrongs!

• What do you call a wacky space traveller?

- An astro-nut!

• What is an astronaut's favorite meal?

- Launch!

Tell us your jokes in the forums at the science jokes thread!